dokidibi:

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Livin’ his best life

gayleafpool:

not being able to see prev tags is killing me please im so nosy pleqse this is destroying me slowly from the inside out

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

why do all my internet friends have to live so far away im literally going to be sick. when will they invent a computer you can climb through

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is this really too much to ask……………………. :(

freddieandersen:

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“his flesh was soft between another man’s teeth” sounds like a line from poetry about lovers who keep meeting as enemies lifetime after lifetime. but it’s actually a response to a fool mad that a hockey player got suspended 5 games for biting another player hard enough to draw blood

carpethedamndiem:

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softwaring:

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gattmammon:

toastbutteregg:

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That was somebody’s mom whose dream had always been to be a restaurant owner but sadly she married into the mafia and she was like the mom of someone important and moms are like the one authority italians recognise so when she put her foot down and said “NO. We are going to make them great food and give them the most lovely evening!” Nobody dared disagree and thanks to op she got to live her dream for a night she probably remembers them as fondly as they remember her

another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire:

Captain of Demeter: Doom! Wild weather - men disappearing - violence ahead - DOOM!!!

Mina: dear diary omg today lucy was looking so fuckin hot

mr-elementle:

charlesoberonn:

Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn’t know it because the term won’t be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.

Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You’re cursed by desert demons.

actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather “Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them”